UGH Apple when will you stop using taglines that make me want to eat my own face off.
“We would like to subtly remind you that when we first released the iPhone, it sparked a new wave of smartphones that led even seventh graders to not pay attention during math class because they were too busy watching Kanye West music videos or looking up who Jake Gyllenhaal is dating to learn some pre-algebra. Or worse, dudes everywhere who check their email every five seconds at dinner just to let you know that they’re bored with your presence. Anyway, we’ve done it again. Apple: helping you spot assholes every time. Now with a phone that looks like an ice cream sandwich. Love, Steve Jobs.”
UGHHHHHHHHHH.
WELL THEN WHY DON’T YOU MARRY THE NEW IPHONE?
